Rick and Morty(Rick a Morty)

Originální písně ze seriálu Rick a Morty

Alien Jazz Rap

Píseň Alien Jazz Rap zpíval na svatbě Birdpersona a Tammy jazzový zpěvák Lil B v epizodě The Wedding Squanchers.

And I'm an alien with jazz rap style.
Jazz rapping for an alien mile.
Phat beats and an alien smile.
Jazz space phone alien dial.
It's my friend.
I got a mouth full of jazz for your ass
and I'm gonna do some jazz in your class.
I'm Lil B alien man
Got the funky fresh alien band
From the notes to the mouth with the plan
I got the alien jazz beat plan
And I'm an alien with jazz rap style.
Jazz rapping for an alien mile.
Phat beats and an alien smile.
Jazz face for an alien guy'll

Christmas Drums

Christmas Drums je krátká píseň, kterou v epizodě Anatomy Park zpívá Summer Smith.

Drumma drum drumma drum drum drum.
Christmas drums.
Christmas drums!
Christmas drums being played by a boy!

Flu Hatin' Rap

MC Haps rapoval o prevenci vůči chřipce v epizodě Rick Potion #9. Jeho text písně se však změnil po tom, co se i on nakazil Rickovým elixírem lásky a perverzně vyznal Mortymu svou náklonnost.

Flu. Yo, you gotta be aware.
Aware about the flu, up in the air.
Imma get me a shot and make the flu go away.
Flu hatin' rappers just rappin' away.
Yo. Yo. Flu hatin' rapper. It's a flu hatin' rap.
This is about flu awareness.
Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness.
Yo, i'm a flu hatin' rapper.
My name is MC Haaaaaaaaaaps- Haps
„Yeah, im MC Haps, I'm a flu hatin' rapper, yo“

I love Morty
and I hope Morty loves me.
I'd love to wrap my arms around him
and feel him inside me.

Get Schwifty

Tato píseň se poprvé objevila ve třetí části online hry Rick and Morty 's Rushed Licensed Adventure, kde ji měla Summer ve svém přehrávači. Později ji zazpíval Rick s Mortym ve stejnojmenné epizodě Get Schwifty.

Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
Take off your panties and your pants.
It's time to get schwifty in here.
New song, schwifty.
Double x.
Schwifty song, comin' at ya.
It's the schwif-schwifty.
Hey, take your pants off.
It's Schwifty time today.

Goodbye Moonmen

Goodbye Moonmen je song, který Mortymu zpíval Prd, plynná bytost komunikující prostřednictvím telepatie, v epizodě Mortynight Run.

The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Rick]
Shut the fuck up about Moonmen!

Handy Hands

V epizodě Raising Gazorpazorp zapnul Morty televizi, ve které hrála píseň Handy Hands. Později pomoci ní uklidňoval svého syna Mortyho Juniora.

Where's your hands?
There's your hands!
And that's how we play handy hands!

Head Bent Over

Píseň Head Bent Over spolu zpívali Rick, Morty a prezident v epizodě Get Schwifty.

Rick: Alright.
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Rick: Uh-huh. Here we go!
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Rick: Say it with me.
Rick/Morty: Head bent over.
Rick: Raised up posterior.
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Rick/Morty: Head bent over.
All: Raised up posterior.
Rick: Sing it with me now.
Rick/Morty: Head bent over.
Rick: Yeah!
All: Raised up posterior!
Morty: Alright!
Rick/Morty: Head bent over!
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Raised up posterior!

I'm a Tax Attorney

Tento krátký song zpíval jeden komediant v epizodě Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate.

I'm a tax attorney.
Oh, jeez oh!
Forget about everybody else.
Forget about Jesus Christ.
Forget about Muhammad.
Forget about uh … all those religions.
Buh duh bup a da bah!
Bah!
The end.

It's a Small, Small Intestine

Animatronicští mimozemšťané zpívají tuto písničku o tenkém střevě v epizodě Anatomy Park.

It's a road of wonder
A trail of food.
It's a pathway to break up the bad and good
It's a tube that digests
And then sends out the rest
It's a small, small intestine.
It's a small, small intestine.

Let Me Out

Drobný Rick zpívá Let Me Out v epizodě Big Trouble In Little Sanchez.

[Rick]
Let me out!
Let me out!
This is not a dance

I'm begging for help
I'm screaming for help
Please come let me out!'

[Rick/Teenagers]
Let me out!
Let me out!
This is not a dance

I'm begging for help
I'm screaming for help
Please come let me out!

Rick
I'm dying in a vat in the garage!

Love Connection Experience

Kratičkou píseň s dlouhým názvem Love Connection Experience si spolu zazpívali Summer, Morty a Rick v epizodě Auto Erotic Assimilation.

Love!
Connection!
Experience!
Come together
with love connection experience!

Run From Your Youth

Na tuto píseň v rádiu tancoval Morty Junior v epizodě Raising Gazorpazorp.

Running wild. Running hot
Burning inside
with the youth in the bird and the age of the heat.
and the fire in the pants of your wide.
You're gunna run from The Devil but
you can't run from your youth.

Summer & Tinkles Song

Summer zpívá spolu se svou Tinkles jejich píseň v epizodě Total Rickall.

[Tinkles]
Summer and Tinkles,
friends with each other.
Living in Never Past Bedtime Land.

No kitchen sink-les.
No little brother.
Going to raves and waving our hands.

[Rapper]
Summer and Tinkles,
friends to the end.
Group text the whole crew,
my mother------- friends.
Ketchup to the salt,
salt to the fry.
„T“ to the „Inkle“
with a Capital „I“.

Summer: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

The Rick Dance

Rick si v epizodě Ricksy Business zazpíval a zatancoval na párty svou písničku The Rick Dance.

[Rick]
Put your right foot forward
and your left foot back
and f**king slide around
like on a NordicTrack.
Move to the left.
Step to the right.
Wiggle your elbows
and look up into the light.

[Chorus]
It's the, it's the
it's the Rick dance.
It's the, it's the
it's the Rick dance.

[Rick] Do a twist, then do a turn
One, two, three, just gotta learn
To do the Rick you gotta' jump up and down
Bend your knees, and Make this sound:
Wubba. Lubba. Dub dub!

Rick: Slow-Mobius, hit me with a clock beam!

It's the, it's the
it's the Rick dance.

Tiny Rick Song

Drobný Rick zpíval doma na párty píseň Tiny Rick Song v epizodě Big Trouble In Little Sanchez.

Let me out. What you see
is not the same person as me.
My life's a lie.
I'm not who you're lookin' at.
Let me out. Set me free.
I'm really old.
This isn't me.
My real body's slowly dying in a vat.
Is anybody listening?
Can anyone understand?
Stop looking at me like that
and actually help me.
Help me!
Help me, I'm gonna die!

Zdroj: Adult Swim